egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke


me:
do ur homework

me:
no

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

sexy-pantaloons:

when you say something under your breath and you hear someone laughing

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