bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

foodchewer:

i don’t want to go to sleep i want to be famous

bewwbs:

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

I will reblog this forever. I want this

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

'nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.'
— I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)
mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

fake-mermaid:

a life without dogs is a life i would not want to live