kingsleyyy:

not texting back is only okay when I do it

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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OMG I just realized having a boyfriend is going to be terrible I’m going to have to shave much more often now. Damn it

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like
lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human