danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

kruel-kid:

me:

image

you:

image

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story
zodiacs

pornstarwars:

aquarius - chill 

pisces - get out the bath before u shrivel up 

aries - stop shoplifting 

taurus - stop sleeping n do something 4 once 

gemini - 2 faced bitch 

cancer - why r u always crying 

leo - stop setting things on fire

virgo - don’t eat that

libra - shut up

scorpio - moody bitch 

sagittarius - calm down

capricorn - why u always flirting with everyone 

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i